Trump’s Numbers

Instead of talking about how many people were or weren’t at the inauguration, and how many people were or weren’t at the Women’s March and the number of votes Trump needs to nominate this or that idiotic choice… These are the numbers we need to talk about. These are the numbers that matter. These numbers will either start a civil war or World War III.

The number of people Trump has pissed off:

US Women – 125 million
African Americans – 37 Million
Disabled Americans – 48.9 Million
US Veterans – 18.8 Million
Muslims – 1.6 BILLION!

IRAN – 77 Million
CANADA – 35 Million – We pissed off Canada, the nicest country in the world!
AUSTRALIA – 23 Million
1/2 of UK – 32 Million
MEXICO – 122.3 Million
CHINA – 1.3 BILLION
GERMANY – 80.62 million
(You know Germany as in “Germany is a total mess – big crime. Get smart!”)
INDIA – 1.252 BILLION
FRANCE – 66 Million
SAUDI ARABIA – 32 Million
Arnold Schwarzenegger – 1

 

List of people Trump has not yet pissed off:

Shitty Idiotic Mostly-White Americans – 62,979,879
And here’s the complete list of everyone Trump has insulted on Twitter alone.
You can’t piss off this many people and not expect to start a war!
*The number of people Trump has actually pissed on is unconfirmed, but speculation is it’s at least 2+. 
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