Sarah Palin! Welcome back to the spotlight. I have missed you. You are my all-time favorite comedian. Your comedy is pure genius. Even Amy Pohler and Tina Fey couldn’t have come up with a skit this cringy. I love it. I’m sure the whole SNL cast is scratching their heads figuring out how they can possibly make this funnier. The truth is, they can’t!
I was about halfway through watching the video when I realized it was the actual speech she gave, not a joke. If you’re not sure what the heck she is saying, then you betcha I’ve got the transcript.
And I have to talk fashion. It is brilliant that Sarah Palin chose not to dress like a stuffy politician, but instead settled on an outfit that makes her look like a character from Lord of the Rings. She is creating her own kind of political comedy trilogy.
No matter what kind of battle you are gearing up for, a political battle, a battle of wits, an intergalactic battle, you want your wing woman to be dressed in bullets. It shows a commitment to the cause.
After delivering this wacky speech that only Sarah Palin could deliver, she flaked on showing up with Trump at a Trump campaign event. My favorite description of this train wreck is “Hot Mess Endorses Dumpster Fire.” Then of course the Hot Mess was a no show for the next dumpster fire scheduled for Tulsa Oklahoma. A Trump operative gets back to politics as usual with this spin tweet…
Apparently Sarah Palin’s endorsement of Donald Trump could bolster Trump in Iowa, even higher than her shoulder pads. Iowans, you people know good comedy when you see it. I would have thought that Palin’s Iowa endorsement of Trump was legit had she not also endorsed Gandolf.
Jamie Foxx, can you please save the country from this wreck?