Billionaire Terrorist Signals his San Bernardino Sleeper Cell

On November 24 in Myrtle Beach, SC , Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump used this video to signal his San Bernardino, CA sleeper cell to activate the plan to kill people with disabilities:

Like the Washington Post, Trump did no retraction. He didn’t apologize for his comments and gestures making fun of Serge Kovaleski who suffers from arthrogryposis. Trump’s arm flailing video was used to “activate” yesterday’s California based shooter duo.

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Previously Trump has stated that he’d like to “take out” families of terrorists. At the time, media interpreted Trump’s comments as killing terrorists. Now authorities believe that he might have meant “take out” as in take them out to dinner, take them out to concerts, wine them, dine them, get them to do his dirty work.

When asked to comment, Trump responded with, “We can’t have gimps AND Mexicans here. And if we can’t keep the illegals out, we have to do something. You people can’t be happy with anything!!!”

A reporter pointed out, “Actually, the location the shooters targeted was for people with developmental disabilities, not physical disabilities…”

Trump interrupted her, “You know what I mean, gimps, retards, whatever! I’m tired of reporters twisting my words. You know what, you owe me an apology!”

Then the Trump crowd cheered.

Another reporter inquired, “Mr. Trump, you personally saw thousands of people cheering on 9/11 in Jersey City or Patterson?”

Trump responded adamantly, “Yes, I did.”

Reporter, “Which one? Jersey City or Paterson, NJ?”

Trump, “Both.”

The miffed reporter needed clarification, “What the hell were you doing in Jersey City and Paterson?”

Trump lashed back, “You people, you reporters, you’re all the same,” and he does his arm bent up in front him, “Eeerrrrhhh, give me specifics. Well, I don’t give out specifics! You need to see the calendar of who I meet with every day? This was over 14 years ago, I don’t remember exactly where I was or what I was doing!”

Reporter, “You do realize that you are the only American that doesn’t remember where they were or what they were doing on September 11th 2001.”

Trump, “You should apologize to me or I’ll sue you.”

For clarity on all of the ridiculous Trump allegations in the news people are turning to the leader in investigative journalism, MTV.

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But wait, there’s more debunking:

And contradicting:

And crusading:
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