100 Things To Do With Your Child Before They Turn 10

I hate when I see titles like “100 Things to do with your child before they turn 10.” And then it is an entire list of things that either take a lot of planning, don’t look like fun at all, or are expensive. That’s just mean. I mean, come on, camping, that’s a lot of gear and crap.

Why can’t writers just give parents a break? Not put all that pressure on us. Maybe be nice and make an article titled “Things To Do With Your Child Before They Turn 10” and then only list about 5 things. Things that you could manage like this:

  1. Teach them to ride a bike so the rest of the 4th graders won’t make fun of them.
  2. Teach them to stop pooping their pants.
  3. Show them where the garbage can is so they will stop randomly handing you trash.
  4. Play a game of “Guess Where Mommy Hid the Remote.”
  5. Teach them how to say their r’s.
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